Nasty Santaa <---> Sanat Satyan <---> Tasty Ananas <--> A Nasty Satan <--> As a Nasty Ant <-> Tasty as a Nan <---> Stay as an ant <-> A Nasty Santa <--> Stays at Anna

Sunday, November 26, 2006

A taste to reckon with...

They call it the largest Marketing Fair in the nation,
I would remember it with the word – Congratulation!

The superheroes descended from thin air … sometimes, with the rain god;
With the biggest stall to manage, we managed eyebrows and applaud!

Here goes an account of what happened and why,
Yes, you will agree with me – we never let any mouth dry!


18th and 19th of November 2006 – TAPMI saw one of the biggest and best fairs organized this year. 15 live projects came into action with as many as 4497 people responding to what we called – Road shows, Banners, Advertisements, all over town! There were a lot of apprehensions, as usual, amongst the juniors – seeing all this for the first time! Does this really work? Are we already professionals? Too many questions and just one answer to them – almost one week before –

BRANDSCAN 2006

Project Leaders took places of role models. For some, they were marketing gurus and for others, simply – just another boss to ignore! For Team Amul, Rajesh was simply the one with the softest words, adorable smile and a ready action plan for a daunting project on Market Research for “Amul Shakti”.

I still remember the first formal meeting at the TT room where after the formal induction; everyone was bombarded with marketing jargons! I remember sitting down and taking notes as I was in class and listening to Kotler!! Awareness, Perception, Preference, Availability and Post Purchase Behaviour – we were supposed to test Amul on 4 out of these 5 parameters. We were lucky that we were one of the few lucky groups to get a live project – Amul Shakti’s sales had stagnated and we were finding out – WHY? Under the guidance of our PGP chairman and more number of targets to achieve, we set out on a journey to discover painters, designers, loggies, gamers and most importantly, marketing geniuses within us!

What attracts children the most? How do we incorporate games in our themes? Who can paint well? Once we answered these questions – we came up with our theme – Superheroes! With Superman, Batman and Shaktimaan getting their dresses painted at 11 in the night, the team of 19 enthusiasts worked in full flow to design a 60 feet by 20 feet stall!! There were moments when all the planning was going wrong, but we stuck together to distribute the tension and work smartly.

I always thought things well planned can’t go wrong in the last moment! But I was proved wrong – we never planned for what was not in our hands. First, the stall had a completely different outlook. Secondly, we never thought nature would play against us!!

But, we had the power of Amul Shakti! With a skyline of Superheroes guarding us against all odds, we set out in our venture to gauge the audience of their perception of our brand. Our target audience was married women with young children. With 13 parameters to test and two blind tastes to conduct, on the first day, we overshot our target of respondents in the case of children! Their enthusiasm cannot be put into words and similarly, our happiness! Our Hot and Cold Blind tests were a rage amongst the children, who kept coming back for more! Needless to say, we had to suffice a few hungry stomachs of our institute as well!

The second day couldn’t have been more eventful. Rain Gods were angry with us – they had spoiled our stall a little bit – but we were one of the luckiest one in this regard. As the audience started flowing in again, by around 6 pm, all were brought down by the fury of water. However, we managed to rope in close to 50 clear respondents and successfully saw a good show.

Needless to say, there is much more to Brandscan than that has been put here. Listening to 3 rock bands pouring great music in the middle of a drizzle; children, dancing on stage to awesome latest music and of course, our own Rafi singing at the Antakshari! How can one also forget filling up questionnaires, first in the afternoon heat and then, in the evening rain – from women who don’t know the difference between a Health Drink and Coffee?

I think we did well. In fact, we did really well. There was a lot to learn for the juniors – team work, patience, actual field work and of course, showmanship!

Cheers to Team Amul – we tasted every emotion in a span on ten days!
The rest – I guess – just tasted our brand!

I made footprints again today...



I made footprints again today
although with no such plan
everything seemed to be in chaos
like the water movin' over the sand!

The moon looked at me sheepishly
Asking me why are u alone
I didnt know what to say
;( Why have u gone????

I prayed today once again
May my footprints fade away soon
I dont like them this way
They are walking alone under the moon!

I rem that anecdote where god told the man
It was me carrying u all the way
I am in despair right now once again
In my heart,i carry you day after day!

Come back soon please
I can say that to u and the wave
It comes back to throw some waste
U dont come back to see my grave!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Fellow Presenter...



KRISHNA AND I

Friday, November 24, 2006

Still thinking....

Game theory may help Tata Steel counter CSN !

Source: Times News Network, Shihir Prasad, Thursday, November 23, 2006

When the board of Tata Steel meets on Thursday, the foremost issue on the agenda would be to discuss an effective counter strategy to the rival bid of Companhia Siderurgica Nacional (CSN) for Corus.

How should Tata Steel respond? CEO B Muthuraman, who is himself a believer in game theory, could easily fall back on some of the wonderful frameworks and concepts used by strategists around the world.

Now, here’s the possible scenario: Since the deal has now gone “in play” and cannot be concluded in a clinical manner, this is effectively an open ascending bid auction now. In layman’s language, that’s exactly the way all art auctions are conducted.

In such situations, experts reckon that Tata’s best bet is to keep bidding, in as small an increment as possible, till the bid reaches the value that the Tata Steel places on Corus. Eventually, as the bidding progresses, there’s every chance that one of the bidders will drop out.

“The final bidder might bid slightly more than the last bid and win, even though his own perceived value is much higher,” says Ranjit Shastri, managing director, PSI, an investment advisory firm who is also an applied game theoretician.

Like in any auction, Tata would have to be aware of the winner’s curse. Too high a bid might get them Corus, but could destroy the stock price of the combined entity and also force them to increase the leverage to fund the deal.

“If Corus is genuinely worth more to CSN than to Tata (because of greater synergies with respect to Corus), then CSN could safely bid at a price which would be foolish for Tata to match,” says Mr Shastri.

CSN has 3.8% of Corus or 33856936 shares. Every 10 pence increase in Corus’ price gets CSN an extra £3 million. “If CSN can get a $50-$100 million in this bidding game then that’s a fair bonus for their managers’ hard work!” says Mr Shastri.

This raises an interesting question: Is CSN playing the game only to be “paid away”? In the past, corporate raiders like T Boone Pickens and Sir James Goldsmith have used this tactic quite effectively. Goldsmith, for example, made $90 million from the Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company in the 1980s in this manner.

Back home, raiders like Arun Bajoria in Bombay Dyeing and Abhishek Dalmia in Gesco have used the same ploy.

Hence, such a tactic wouldn’t be very far from CSN’s mind. A little cash and a bit of fun in making the life of a rival miserable isn’t beyond CSN. Interestingly, ever since the talks of the merger broke out, the stock prices of the two companies have headed in diametrically opposite directions. This fact will definitely weigh in the mind of Tatas.

“If CSN asks for a fee (in other words, a goodbye kiss), it might be something less than what they think Tatas’ maximum additional bid might be. In other words, if they think Tata might bid another $xm to buy Corus, CSN might ask for a fee of $x-1m to walk away,” says Mr Shastri. It is entirely possible that CSN may be looking at this strategically and then of course they will not budge.

If CSN stays put, can Tata make their life equally miserable? Possible — just align forces with chaps like Severstal and put CSN in the cross-hairs. “It might be possible for Tata to combine with another company to launch a takeover of CSN, which is currently competing for Corus. Even if Tata has no intention of buying CSN, the Brazilian firm may drop their bid for Corus as a way of paying a suitor to leave them alone,” says Shastri. That would be audacious, but perhaps imprudent.
If the bidding goes out of control, Tata would do well to simply walk away from the deal. A little embarrassment, a little speck of dust on its ability to keep its commitment is worth it if shareholder value does not get eroded. As they say: “Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.”

The chain never ends...

Lose your girlfriend...

The Story....
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy

grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a

software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a

word with this guy n took over this application,

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,

which we today know as ORKUT .

The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN . Yes its named after him only. Today he

is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is

expected to b the richest person by 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to

monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day &

about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if

anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time
you view your friend's friend-list.

"Moral of the story"?
LOSE Ur GF n make Millions!!!

Questions...

There are too many questions running through my head
I know i cant ask them to her
She will say i am going back to the past
But doesnt realise - i am only looking at the future!

I know she will read this
and misunderstand me again
but the fact that i am writing it here
is that i have decided to take the bargain!

They are still there
somewhere in her life
lingering around
and stealing away my wife!

I dont know what to do
it is very tough battle to fight
whatever i will do or say
i know i will never be right!

I cant see them getting close to her
talking as if they know her well
its all a farce i know
she is just caught in her own shell!

Read on baby Read on
there's alot inside me that u dont know
I stand everyday at the end of the road
and simply watch the mime show!

I dont love the world this way...

Testimonial for Arjun Das !

There have been days when i wondered
how 'social' can social service get...
amidst all those xplicits of urs...
makin' my eyes go wet! (with joy of course)

We have shared some of the best days in college
& here we are again livin' it up...
It's time i tell the world abt u...
"Watch him beat u all & make u shut up!"

Stay on the top of the world Dude
For thats what u are made for...
& here i will be standing...
...below u to give u my shoulder!

At this institution of excellence
Cheers to our reunion...
Find me beside u always coz...
Once a stephanian, Always a stephanian!!

Google Pages...

This is what i did last when i got bored...

Made a webpage about for myself on Google Page Creater...

http://sanatsatyan.googlepages.com/sanatsatyan

I think Google should also be now recognised as a brilliant place to waste one's time!! People, give me ideas what to put on this page!!! I started with the poem below...I love the last two lines of that...

"Look no beyond for here i lie
Above the truth, below the sky."

Stay connected!

You have arrived ... and so have I !

There is a story behind every face
That tells you not to look ahead
The answer to your questions is being told
As i near to being another dead.

The mirror never tells you the truth
It just shows whats inside itself
If you want to know about me
Read every book on my shelf.

Look no beyond for here i lie
Above the truth, below the sky.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

HA HA HA

Workplace...

Monday, November 20, 2006

Could i ever do this?

How wonderful it is to do things that we are always afraid of all our lives

How wonderful it is to face fear

How wonderful it is to do something completely new and be proud abt it

How much it means to oneself !

I have been doin' things which are completely new to me

I am facing alot of my fears

I am facing truth

How wonderful it is to do things that one has run away from all the time!

I am happy

I am satisfied

I am learning more things about myself

How wonderful it is to learn things about oneself !

Could i ever do this?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Stunt Biking



My trick...how to fall off a bike without getting hurt!!

(Nothing beats YAMAHA...esp 135cc)

Good night Rain GOD!!!

One of the most enjoyable moments of my life ... Sheer fun!

Three rock bands back to back
each guitarist better than the last one...
Last vocalist better than all the rest
Roadhouse Blues
Jeremy
(Almost sang Alive to me)
and of course,

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!

Now nothing else matters...i have lived through the worst days at outbound
the worst days at college...the worst nights with assignments
the worst people around (sometimes)...

I can live through anything now!!

Today's anticlimax was awesome...raingods start pouring as usual
sound guy says he cant continue with the show...the last band is yet to play
we are shouting LED ZEP LED ZEP from the crowd...everyone is running everywhere

God asked...Did i dissappoint you or let u down?
Or did i make some people frown?

Then the rains stopped...EMC agreed to the performance...the roof stopped leaking
the vocalist smiled at the crowd with an intro to Classic Rock!
Awesome...Pro,Arpit,Neil...together...we rocked thro out the show!
TOO GOOD MAN....AWESOME SONG SELECTION...and as usual,me turning to Pro every 5 mins and asking...WHICH BAND????

Dont want to stop writing but then brandscan continues tom morning from 10 30 am.
There are more people to question...more ladies to encounter...preferably lesser children to handle! More games to mock,more words to scrabble,more horlicks to eat,more art to admire!!

There is so much more and yet so much less to do...but i can live through anything now...i have lived through the worst times!

Oh Backache....Good Night!

Juctice League



The league of superheros have taken on the world
to save humanity against evil and destruction

Well...others said it's an extra large world...
and so much evil and destruction!

Watch out humanity...Superheros are human too!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Two Beds And A Coffee Machine

And she takes another step
Slowly she opens the door
Check that he is sleeping
Pick up all the broken glass and furniture on the floor


Been up half the night screaming now it's time to get away
Pack up the kids in the car
Another bruise to try and hide
Another alibi to write


Another ditch in the road
You keep moving
Another stop sign
You keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Wonder how I ever made it through


And there are children to think of
Baby's asleep in the backseat
Wonder how they'll ever make it through this living nightmare
But the mind is an amazing thing


Full of candy dreams and new toys and another cheap hotel
Two beds and a coffee machine
But there are groceries to buy
And she knows she'll have to go home


Another ditch in the road
You keep moving
Another stop sign
You keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Wonder how I ever made it through


Another bruise to try and hide
Another alibi to write
Another lonely highway in the black of the night
But there's hope in the darkness
You know you're going to make it


Another ditch in the road
You keep moving
Another stop sign
You keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Silent fortress built to last

Wonder how I ever made it

Thats her...



(Source: Not mine)

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Why do i want to live in this world?

Why do i want to live in this world?
Why do i want to stay alive?
Give me a reason
Why should i not jive?

Why should i not be with her?
Why should i not love her?
Give me a reason
Why does her image always blur?

Why does reality bite?
Why does she always teach me to give up?
Give me a reason
Why should i even live up?

Why are 2 hrs is not enough?
Why are hours lesser than minutes?
Give me a reason
Why should i live life in pickets?

She walks on the road
not knowing where to go
The streetlights mislead her
But the torch doesnt stop to glow

She throws the torch in order to walk
not knowing power is scarce
The streetlights go out
and the world seems a farce

Why should she not hold hands?
of truth and of reality
The streetlights will always be there
but about the lights, there is no guarantee!

Why should i not hold her hands?
Why should she be alone in this world?
Give me a reason
Why do i want to live in this world?

Friday, November 10, 2006

Accidents

Children in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause children

Life has taken a backseat and it seems all the accidents are yet to happen in my life
well actually!

I am moving at full speed - no children around now - all hv grown up suddenly
videogamers have become code breakers and researchers
downloaders have become 'i can write too' persons
and of course
some are on the verge of defeating turtles in a stampede on peanut butter!

i had stopped at many signals - appropriately always
some signals for 2 months - some for more

I feel one of them jus gave me a 'no parking' ticket today
i always used to think - there is always a way out - BRIBE
but in this case - this doesnt seem to be working
actually i think i had given up long before i had started making an attempt

i think i am happy the way things are
i deserved that ticket
i knew it was coming
actually it came in a very smooth way

but as usual, traffic inspectors can never be polite!

no children from this accident for sure
but some concepts of life just became stronger
that
the left hand never knows what the right hand is doing
and they are bothered about the legs
coz its them that take them places!

I have had backseat experiences - but thankfully no accidents
Life had sometimes taken a backseat - given u more than one reason to relax
but now
we are in the right more lane
zooming past paper,ink and ideas

Applying thought,literally!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

brandscan amul

Brandscan work has start in full swing
i didnt even i realise when i developed the wings
they ask me to run from pillar to post
to find that unknown lady and tht unfriendly dost

kya karoon - market research makes u do all this
but the team of amul is already enjoyin the bliss

first day of work - questionnaire fillin up session
all of us went helter skelter - finding new expressions
95 questionnaires filled up in almost 4 hrs
kannada and english, both were ours

they talk abt somethin called f***** analysis now
all of us feel like givin them a bow
it seems most of the research has already been done
but still they are holding the head to their gun!!!

Lets wait and watch what more is going to come
is there any way we can get to have more fun??

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

roomie from college with school senie...



Prithvi Ramesh with Madhavan...One from college, One from school!!!

I miss office...

Masque

Dragonfly....

Chao theory put to use...Room 11!!

Still grounded....in the T flank...



Who's who of Football...!!!???




Homeground advantage...



Back to the life
that calls out to u day in and day out

Who wants to get out anyway?

The stylish loomies...where where where ??

She is gone...

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Need one say anything more...??

The light has been lit...



The light has been lit...
Lets see till where does the darkness go

The Taste of India is surely going ahead
and making all the other solemnly bow!

Hail BRANDSCAN 2006

Sunday, November 05, 2006

There is no Out'er Bound to us...

Vacation's over...
Back to blogging...
Back to the grind...

But Having been there, done that...
at the Outbound...
Feeling the rock...
Standing on the toes...
Climbing the rope...
OH SORRY
Jumaring Up...
Rappling Down...
Cooking...
Running...
Abusing the world...

Never give in
Never give up

Who is redefining whom?
They or US?

Kilimanjaro....rules...!!!
Now i have a new set of close friends...
Fellow Kilis...

We were the noisiest of them all
We were the fastest of them all
We were the tallest of them all

Coz

We stood tall !!
(since we did not bend out knees)

More on the OUTBOUND in an alternate blog in the near future--

Watch out panthers...

Yesterday....

How i wish ... How i wish you were here ...


Wish you were here...

Me, Myself & ...

Mumbai, Maharashtra, India